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• _{❛ general opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but i don’t see that. ❜}
  
• _{❛ seems to me love is everywhere. ❜}     
  
• _{❛ if you look for it, i’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find love actually is all around. ❜}
• _{❛ this is shit, isn’t it ? ❜}
  
• _{❛ i love you even when you’re sick and look disgusting. ❜}
• _{❛ did i mention that i love you ? ❜}
• _{❛ i’m sorry, i literally don’t have anybody else to talk to. ❜} 
• _{❛ there was more than one lobster present at the birth of jesus ? ❜}
• _{❛ shit, i can’t believe i’ve just said that. and now i’ve gone and said ‘shit’. twice. ❜}
• _{❛ i’ve worked out why i can’t find true love. ❜}
• _{❛ no, i-i just thought i’d ask bluntly in case it was the right question and you needed someone to talk about it and no one had ever asked you. ❜} 
• _{❛ invite him out for a drink then casually mention you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. ❜}
• _{❛ christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives. ❜} 
• _{❛ when i was young and successful i was greedy and foolish, and now i’m left with no one, wrinkled and alone. ❜}
• _{❛ ask me anything, i’ll tell you the truth. ❜}
• _{❛ i’m not going to act like a petulant child. ❜} 
• _{❛ who do you have to screw ‘round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit ? ❜}           
  
• _{❛ i have to say, __, this is a real pleasure, it’s a pleasure to find someone i can actually chat to. ❜}
  
• _{❛ oh, christ, you haven’t got some horrible six-foot, tight-t-shirt wearing boyfriend ? ❜}
• _{❛ i’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed. ❜}  
  
• _{❛ christ, he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all i know. ❜}
  
• _{❛ get a grip. people hate sissies. ❜}
• _{❛ no one’s gonna shag you if you cry all the time. ❜}
• _{❛ aren’t you a bit young to be in love ? ❜}
• _{❛ well, basically you’re fucked, aren’t you ? ❜} 
• _{❛ you’re still sickeningly handsome, whereas i look like my aunt mildred. ❜}
• _{❛ i love [pronoun] and true love lasts a lifetime. ❜}
• _{❛ fuck - it’s freezing ! fuck ! ❜}
  
• _{❛ it’s my favourite time of the day…driving you. ❜}
  
• _{❛ it’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you. ❜}
  
• _{❛ i’m nice. i really am. apart from my terrible taste in pie and…it would be great if we could be friends. ❜}
  
• _{❛ it’s a…self-preservation thing, you see. ❜}
  
• _{❛ you know, __, i’m sure [pronoun] is/are unique and extraordinary but general wisdom is that in the end, there isn’t just one person for each of us. ❜}
• _{❛ i think it’s brilliant, i think it’s stellar. apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup. ❜} 
• _{❛ i promise to sing a song stark naked on tv on christmas eve. ❜}   
  
• _{❛ why don’t you come upstairs in about ten seconds ? ❜} 
• _{❛ of course, if you want me to come over i will. ❜}
  
• _{❛ sorry to be a bit forward and all that but…you don’t fancy going for a christmas drink, do you ? i mean, nothing implied. just maybe go and see something christmassy or something. ❜}
  
• _{❛ normally, i’m really shy, takes me ages to get the courage up, so thank you. ❜} 
  
• _{❛ come on, come on, come on, we’re horribly late. ❜}
• _{❛ the thing about romance is people only get together at the very end. ❜}  
  
• _{❛ by the way, i feel bad. i never ask you how your love life is going. ❜}
• _{❛ much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people i love is in fact…you. ❜}
  
• _{❛ it’s a terrible, terrible mistake…but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. ❜}
• _{❛ if you can’t say it at christmas, when can you, eh ? i’m actually yours. ❜} 
• _{❛ __, you’ve got nothing to lose and you’ll always regret it if you don’t. ❜}    
• _{❛ let’s go get the shit kicked out of us by love. ❜}